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Thursday, April 07, 2005

The Ten Commandments of the Religion of Liberal

(updated - new AND improved!)

Following up my previous enumeration of the Tenets of the Religion of Liberal, I have recently discovered in my archaeological explorations, two tablets on which are printed these clear instructions to the adherents of the Religion of Liberal:


1. Thou shalt have no other gods before the judge.

2. Thou shalt worship Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez, no matter how consistently bad be their movies.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Kennedy in vain.

4. Remember April 15, and keep it holy.

5. Honor thy government master, that thy days be long and not imprisoned.

6. Thou shalt kill the unborn, the elderly, the brain damaged, and the unpopular.

7. Thou shalt respect the total privacy of sex, regardless of any other crime in progress.

8. Thou shalt steal guns, elections, and as many taxpayer dollars as possible.

9. Thou shalt roll over one more time.

10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife, thy neighbor's SUV, thy neighbor's house, thy neighbor's job, thy neighbor's children, thy neighbor's Mercedes, thy neighbor's ox, and thy neighbor's iPod.



Did I miss anything?

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